This Time I Was The Weirdo!

Worst day in a long time, surrounded by criminals, work piled up to the ceiling. I now have a serious stress-related eye twitch on the left. I think the woman sitting next to me on the train thinks I'm winking at her. She's Asian, doesn't speak any English that I can tell but she is yammering away on the phone in I think Korean, probably telling her husband about the frazzled winking lunatic sitting next to her on the train. I wonder if it will help if I tell her I'm a big fan of mandoo dumplings and Bi-Bim-Bab. Probably not. :)