The Camel (budweiserius humpii)

I'm riveted to my seat by an unholy sight. This woman in front of me belongs in the desert, roaming around an oasis with a sheik on her back eating dates. Big-bird yellow stretch pants with black boots on the outside and the worst case of C.T. I've probably ever seen. Good news is the gallon of beer she probably drank will last a long time stored in her hump....perfect for those frequent LIRR train delays.