Delays Into Penn

 LIRR email alerts this morning advised of "delays into Penn" due to earlier disabled Amtrak train. I'm going to start an LIRR tribute band and we're going to call ourselves "Delays into Penn". We'll show up late to all of our gigs, and charge a really high cover, and then play like crap....all the while apologizing to our fans and telling them we appreciate their patience with our ineptitude and utter incompetence.