The Sigher (hufferus noisemys)

Today we are blessed to be in the presence of an Olympic-level sigher. This gem of a human has been steadily emitting a cacophony of sighs since we left Penn. When someone in our car turns to glare at him, he rolls his eyes in return as if we just shared a psychic connection. To make matters worse, he is also a bag-rustler. I should warn him he is in danger of being stabbed by a fellow passenger soon, but I just don't care that much.