Just a Lonely Jew Riding The Rails...

"MWJF seeks wandering tribe of Hebrews for walks on the beach, stimulating conversation, latkes and apples-and-honey.". I've sunk pretty low, I know, but its Rosh Hashannah and I’m riding the LIRR and working and no, I will probably not be home by sundown either.  Not only am I not celebrating, but I have no Jews to celebrate with. In the meantime, I'm thinking of sneaking into someone's house and swiping some brisket and kugel. Maybe they will think its Elijah, wrong holiday I know but work with me here....