Daytrippers (commuterus irregularis)

Daytrippers on the LIRR, God love 'em.  Crowd evenly placed on the platform and pushing through the doorway....two high-box city broads heading home from their splurge shopping trip to Manhattan are screaming that 'these people are just CRAZY' as they were carried along the wave of unwashed humanity into the train car. We really need to print instructions for daytrippers on rush hour etiquette.  Or at least provide counseling after departure for those that have PTSD from the boarding process.