The Snorer (snortius maxiumus)

Oh boy, we got us a snorer on board, a choking glotteral sleep-apnea type. Unfortunately, he's several rows ahead, so I cannot see him or I would be lobbing paper clips and assorted crap from my bag over. I just exchanged a very satisfying mutual rolling of the eyes with a lady across the aisle though.... Eventually some loud-mouth LawnGIslandah will get tired of theatrical sighing and the disapproving coughs and smack this guy awake or poke him in the chest. At least a girl can hope, no?