Encounters with the Herd

Ended up behind a herd of morbidly obese women racing for the train today. And when I say racing, I mean taking rapid yet small steps and wildly swinging their arms giving the illusion of speed, but covering very little ground all in all. Plus they spread out in stealth flanking maneuvers so nobody could pass them.  When encountering herds such as this, it can be helpful to carry morsels of food to drop as distractions, thus creating the opportunity you need to get out ahead of these creatures.