Perdue Oven-Stuffer Commuters

Strategically undesirable train seat today but really, my building elevator is slow as mole-asses so it took a lot of time to get to the lobby today and out the door. Ended up huffing to Penn, then huffing some more to the last few cars where there were still a few seats to be had and STILL ended up in a 2-seater where the blimp next to me with his arm liberally coated with saw-dust is taking up half my seat with his ample thigh meat. If he was an oven-stuffer roaster I'd eat him...with a side of fava beans....