Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Nose Whistlers

There is a huge construction worker next to me, carpenters union from the looks of it (and the pine shavings clinging to his denim jeans) and he has a major nose whistle. I'm talking a Mach-3 military-grade industrial noise pollution 5AM factory nose whistle. And he's sleeping. I'm not about to wake a sleeping giant..., so I'm going to send the LIRR my medical bill for the two perforated ear drums and hearing aids...

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